I wish somebody would open a bike repair shop/espresso stand/bike club with good internet access in San Francisco. The smell of rubber and grease and espresso would keep me there all day.
They should also have a subscription service for wi-fi access and bike tune ups. When you get back from your ride the shop would clean up your bike, make sure everything is adjusted properly, lube it, and then hang it on the rack like a jewel -- while they make you an espresso. That'd be killer. It would be even better if they had showers like a gym. I'd pay $30/month for that. That's a bike shop business model that might actually work.
If I ever make it big, this is what I'm going to do for my retirement.